Ohhh. Still got it!
Some random ass shit here :)


When you start a new relationship, you always want it to work in a perfect way and you do anything and everything towards the betterment of it. But in some circumstances you don’t even realize how weak it has become until it falls apart completely. With the help of these…
who wants to buy me a pizza this is a 100% serious post
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
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Liquid tape cutter + Form of light force transmission
(by Kouichi Okamoto)
lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
14 million ! whohoo!
If this get’s to 50 million notes, I will talk to Disney and totally fuck them up with this.
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this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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